The Dark Side of Peter Parker

Breaking up with Mary Jane was a really difficult ordeal for poor Peter Parker. As a flood of emotion swept over him, he began to sob, and cut his wrists. This was not enough, however. He needed some way to express his new feelings: but how?

During a trip to the mall, he noticed a store named "Hot Topic." When he went inside he saw a mass of darkly clothed teens, shopping to the sound of "Welcome to the Black Parade." As he stood there watching the scene, he had an epiphany: he would join the ranks of this subculture whose music, and attitude was the very image of how he felt inside: he would become . . . an Emo.


(I got the idea to do an emo Peter Parker picture after watching Spider-Man 3 the other day. Black hair and eyeliner . . . blech.)



Photomanipulation: Wesley Grose III

Original Image (c) Sony Pictures 2006

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